With the advent of sophisticated DNA modelling, it is only a matter of time before dinosaurs are re-introduced to the UK. Obviously, the average trainer will not provide you with enough speed to outrun the meat-eaters that may start roaming in built-up areas. When this happens Powerizers should be standard issue in every home. Strap Powerizers on and you will be able to jump 2m (7ft) in the air, leap 3m (10ft) for every stride and run at speeds of 20mph.

Powerizers work like a super-muscle, enhancing your natural strength. Curved springs attach to the bottom of the Powerizers and harness the gravitational energy that is created when your weight is forced down. The super-charged springs then push back with extreme force causing you to walk, run and jump like never before. Leaving any pursuing dinosaur lagging way behind. Attention: We strongly advise you to wear sufficient crash protection and exercise extreme care when using this product. Please ensure your order is suited to the intended user's weight.