Star Wars - or 'the franchise' as it's known among the aficionado - is one heck of a machine, even for those of us who think we know a thing or two about tie-ins, merchandising and gadgetry. It's a full thirty years since the childhood-defining movie went into hyperspace (you may count the years if you wish, but I wouldn't recommend it) and, let me tell you, we're still amazed by the ingenuity and quality of the industry that's grown up alongside it.

Take our wise old Yoda for example. Don't let his small stature fool you. He may be only 4" tall but he has presence indeed. Simply stand him up and behold his soft strokable beauty. So go forth and buy - or buy not, there is no try.