Cozy up and cozy in. Your feet are two of the most useful, if sometimes unsightly, appendages you own. Should they freeze, your ability to stand, walk, run, and kick will be severely inhibited. Solution: Cozy Feet.

Dispose of one's stinky old slippers, for there's a new feetie-warmer in town. Fleecy, funky Cozy Feet are microwavable slippers guaranteed to warm one's peripheries during marathon Friends DVD-watching sessions. Simply place them in the microwave. And stand back. In just 2 minutes you will have a foolproof way of ensuring defrosted feet, even in the most artic of winters. Now with slip-free soles for those swift top-up trips to the kitchen.