In the event of requiring reassurance of your level of intelligence use gadget No. 0428
The World's Stupidest Headlines Book
Gadget No. 0428
Stupidityness kills. It's a known fact and one that we at Gadgetshop HQ have been addressing with ever-increasing bouts of hilarity thanks to the sheer nonsensical stupidityness of this book. Cleverly compiling some of the best (and, therefore, the worst) newspaper headlines from around the world, much in the style of the much-missed Sunday night TV treat That's Life, The World's Stupidest Headlines has reduced grown men to tears. And a few grown women have lost control of their bodily functions. But that's quite enough of that.
Perfect fodder for speech-writers and Best Men everywhere, choice nuggets from this will truly have them rolling in the aisles. 'Man is fatally murdered' says one. 'Save the whales campaign cancelled due to boat ramming whale' says another. 'Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors'. The mind boggles. 'Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft'. Inter-stellar comedy ensues. It seems there's no earthly limit to the stupidityness of some newspaper sub-editors. Now you can relish the angst of these tortured souls, very often toiling away at their back-firing puns while you and I are sound asleep. And relish the equally tortured nature of their headlines. Locate it in your loo and we promise your guests will be in there for hours. Suitable for all ages.
Specification
- Dimensions:
Height: 1.0cm
Width: 11.0cm
Depth: 18.0cm
- Weight: 0.1Kg
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