In the event of planning your final minutes use gadget No. 0425
The World's Stupidest Last Words
Gadget No. 0425
The World's Stupidest Last Words also features some of the most funny and bizarre epitaphs, both real and invented. From belly aching lines uttered by death row prisoners to comical last obscenities from Royalty, this book tickle readers silly -in fact, you'll kill yourself laughing!Learn how to go out in style with this hilarious collection of the stupidest, oddest and most memorable exit lines ever uttered. As this gathering of last words from the famous and the not-so-famous demonstrates, a timely deathbed quip or philosophical musing can help guarantee you immortal fame - or infamy.
People say the stupidest things, especially, it would seem, when they've no time to make up for it by saying something sensible. This collections features scores of last gasps including: James French, executed by electric chair 1966 - 'How about this for a headline in tomorrow's paper:"French Fries"?' Oscar Wilde, dramatist and wit, died 1900 'either this wallpaper goes or I do'. G.W. Green, Executed by lethal injection 1991 - 'Lock and load. Let's do it' General John Sedgwick, shot during the Civil War 1864 - his last words , rallying his men 'Come on, men! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist......'
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- Weight: 0.1Kg
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