Cor. Strike a light, missus. And cockles and mussels down the Old Kent Road to you to, me old china. Whatever that load old cobblers means to you, it means only one thing to us here at gadgetshop HQ - Monopoly. For it's simply impossible to play that most beloved game without becoming a cheeky chirpy cockernee sparra' in the process. All of which brings us to this beautifully authentic piece of Monopolistic memorabilia.

Exquisitely rendered in nickel plated zinc, this dinky little boot is a precise replica of the original from the legendary board game. Designed to give one's keys bit of solid, honest-to-goodness working class charm, this rugged piece of footwear comes attached to a sturdy chain and key ring, so they'll hang together perfectly, guv'nor.

Now listen up and get a pencil and paper ready to jot down some facts. Monopoly is the most played commercial board game in the world. And it's no surprise, given its fiendishly addictive qualities, that 750 million people have played it since it was first patented by Charles Darrow in 1935. Originally American in invention, it was licensed for the rest of the world (that's us) by Waddington's, who cleverly changed the US placenames to famous London streets and landmarks including Leicester Square and Fenchurch Street Station before its UK launch. Right. Pencils down.

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