In the event of going undercover on your local estate use Gadget No 0527
Mega Brows!
Gadget No. 0527
Now here's a cunning set of devices to put your enemies off the scent. Slip by the local Hoodies unnoticed - and, in one case, unchallenged - with the help of this dashed clever set of espionage-class eyebrows.
This collection of rare, synthetic haired lower forehead disguises will turn even the scruffiest 21st century weekend warrior into a thoroughly slick man about town for the price of just a few pounds.
The collection itself enables no fewer than three discreet disguises, enabling one to slip into character at the drop of a hat. So if one's travelling incognito with one's Unibrow a Monday, one can, by the end of the week, evolve seamlessly into The Angry Scotsman for in-pub altercation about football with the neighbourhood scum. Super.
And if you wish to push the art of self-transformation to new heights, you can become your very own grandfather without resorting to time travel. The Grandpa - which is best reserved for weekends when your wife can call herself Mabel or Violet - is designed to put years, if not decades on you.
Splendid.
Features
- Does not reverse premature slapheadedness
Specification
- Dimensions:
Height: 22.0cm
Width: 18.0cm
Depth: 0.5cm
- Weight: 0.1Kg
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