Don't be a chicken. Now's your chance to be the veritable Bernard Matthews of your office by taking a proactive approach to airborne wildfowl. While some may content themselves with throwing the odd paper dart, you can go several stages further - and get yourself a reputation for ground-breaking, Pythonesque silliness while you're about it.

We'll be brief and get to the point. The Chicken Chucker is a device that will get you noticed by transforming the behaviour of some largely flightless plastic birds. This simple Q&A is a guide to why and how:

What's it for? Chucking miniature plastic chickens across the office. How does it do it? By catapulting them from the barrel of a yellow spring-loaded gun-shaped device. What is the objective of said action? To sow confusion among one's colleagues and create workplace instability. What is the likely outcome? General hilarity and a verbal warning.

Coming complete with a set of 5 flingable fowl, the Chicken Chucker offers the opportunity to ascend to the very apex of office-based silliness. Catapulting you to instant notereity. And catapulting your chooks on the road to stardom.

You know that you want to. That you need to. That you must buy this. You owe it to the chickens to let them fly.