Why do something today that can jolly well be put off til a week next Tuesday? That's the general principle behind the astonishingly 'why-didn't-I-think-of-that' brilliant A3 Procrastinator Pad. It's significantly more than just a doodle pad. It's a malingerer's charter, a whole adventure playground for serial timewasters, populated by intriguing mental diversions, idiotic doodle-prompts and inane gap fillers to fill the gaps between your proper work. Of course the do-gooders at Procrastinator Towers have included a large scribble space for your productive thoughts, which, research has indicated, you will be 57.21% more likely to have.

Your remaining neurons will be happily occupied trying to draw the world's smallest beer, or list reasons to be confident about the day. There are 50 pages of these, or, to put it another way, ten whole weeks of Monday to Friday-size office diversions in every pad. Not satisfied with the creation of their A3 behemoth for people who think big thoughts, there's also a mousemat sized version for those with crowded desks and even more crowded minds. So get your finger clicking and buy a dozen, quicksmart. It's the one thing you absolutely, definitely can't put off. Well, maybe until tomorrow...