No. We know what you're thinking, but we can confirm that you are wrong. Very wrong. This is not a device for guaranteeing rapid promotion on the basis of physical gratification. Instead, it is very possibly the opposite.

For no matter how forgiving, matey and otherwise congenial your boss may be, the sight of a tiny plastic effigy of him taking to the air and sailing 15 feet across the office in a huge arc may be enough to send him spinning into an incandescent rage. And when he lands, you need to ensure it's not on you.

The Boss Toss, put simply, is a device that will get you a reputation in the office. Here's why:

What's it for? Tossing a small plastic Executive-like toy up to five metres. How does it do it? By catapulting them from the barrel of a chrome-coloured spring-loaded gun-shaped device. What is the objective of said action? To sow confusion among one's colleagues and celebrate the upward mobility of your manager. What is the likely outcome? General hilarity and a verbal warning.

Coming complete with a set of four Tossable Bosses, the Boss Toss device offers your boss the opportunity to ascend the slippery slope as never before. Catapulting you to instant notoriety. And your boss into the stratosphere.