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In the event of a dispute use gadget No. 0521

Speeding Grandads (2 pack)

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Gadget No. 0521

Speeding Grandads (2 pack)

There are many ways you can settle disputes. Some of the most popular include jousting, sword fighting, or pistols at dawn. However, because we are gadget experts and not experts at law, we are not skilled in the red tape that surrounds the handling of such events. And so would recommend a less complicated - and perhaps more lawful - approach to dispute settlement. Namely, Speeding Grandads. The rules are simple: Each claimant has a Speeding Grandad. When the independent adjudicator says so, the Speeding Grandads are pulled slowly back, held for 3 seconds, and then released. The first grandad past the official finishing line is the winner.

The owner of said grandad is proclaimed victorious and the argument is declared resolved.

Features

  • Simple pull back and release mechanism.
  • 2 x grandads included

Specification

  • Dimensions: Height: 7.0cm Width: 7.0cm Depth: 3.0cm
  • Weight: 0.05Kg

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Product ID

  • 310748

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