In the event of jacking to the sound of the underground use gadget No. 0356
T-Qualizer (Medium)
Gadget No. 0356
Now here's a novel way to demonstrate what a with-it, hep-cool member of the Now Generation you really are. Turn yourself into a living, breathing graphic equaliser - and make a dynamic response to every sound around you. The T-Qualizer is a minor technological miracle, in the form of a fashionably black t-shirt. It looks like the common or garden variety beloved of rock musicians and advertising types, until the equaliser modification is enabled.
A sonic activation device connected to an electro luminescence panel is what really does the business. Plug-in the battery from its discreet pocket, then rock on out to the latest chart-topping sounds of the hit parade, or the hushed tweet of birdsong in the garden. And your t-shirt will almost be visible from space. With a bold set of dynamic yellow and red colour bars that change as your environment changes, it's bound to make a splash in the nearest discotheque, or wherever your dancing shoes might take you, daddy-o.
Suddenly you're a one-man illumination, redolent of Saturday Night Fever, without the frilly shirt and flares. It's a conversational opener with the ladies, too - and beats the pants off that old Homer Simpson t-shirt you keep wearing. Just be sure to disconnect the battery before washing...
Features
- Powered by a detachable battery pack
- Hand wash only
- Size: Medium: 99cm (39.5 inches)
Specification
- Dimensions:
Height: 50.0cm
Width: 45.0cm
Depth: 1.5cm
- Weight: 0.2Kg
- Batteries: Energizer Ultraplus - AAA Battery (4 Pack)
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