If you're the kind of person who waits until traffic lights go green, never pilfers from the office stationery cupboard, slows to a sedate 30 mph in built up areas and has profound respect for all manner of authority figures, then, my child, thou are a complete conformist. Rendering you dull and banishing you to the kitchen at parties.

Tis time, perhaps, to break out from your pitiable existence with its slavish obedience to traffic wardens and librarians, and, to put it politely, get a little naughty. A Little Miss Naughty, in fact.

Little Miss Naughty (she's the one, remember, who gets into all sorts of scrapes and performs jolly japes) is now available as a gloriously cuddly 20cm tall squeezable, washable thingummybob. Perfect for perking up the corner of your own little one's bedrooms, or for giving to one's Little Lady in the hope that she'll somehow turn a bit naughty in the bedroom department.

From the stable of the late, venerable (and much lamented) Roger Hargreaves, this fetching little number features in an ultra-plush set of Little Misses and Mister Men destined to bring a touch of nostalgia to bear on a modern bedroom of children's room. Reeking of some of the most memorable kids' books and TV of the 70s and 80s, buy one of these and you'll be hearing Arthur Lowe in your head for days. Oh yes.