At gadgetshop HQ, we like to have a hearty guffaw now and then. One of our favourite japes is to do silly voices, and our colleague Simon is simply splendid at 'doing' Jimmy Saville, especially after a few Appletisers. Take it away, Simon, and explain all..."Right, now then, guys and gals. As it 'appens, what we 'as here is a genuine piece of real, honest to goodness authentic merchandise from me good self, Sir Jimmy of Saville. Wow.Goodness gracious, jingle-jangle, jewellery, jewellery. So... one day, a young man wrote a letter to me and said, 'Jimmy, Jimmy... could you possibly fix it for me to have a soap on a rope in the style of a Jim'll Fix It badge?'. Wow - what a request! Rattle-rattle. Goodness, goodness.

So, what happened, you see, was while I was running the mara-thon, I spoke to our lovely friends Dr Soap and Professor Rope, and if I press this special button on my magic chair, out comes one beautiful bar of Jim'll Fix It Soap, you see... How's about that, then?..."Thank you, Simon. We couldn't have put it better ourselves.