Behold the mighty mullet, manly haircut. There was a time, of course, when the mullet was acceptable in polite society. But no longer. All those pictures of legendary mullet wearers Michael Bolton, Phil Collins and Billy Ray Cyrus have since had to stay in the locked drawer. That is, until now, when once again the mullet can be celebrated and venerated with the help of these not inconsiderably hilarious Mullet Power Cards.

Working on the same principle as trump cards, the objective is to out-mullet your competitors by possessing cards whose power rankings will defeat them with a single shake of your mullet-sporting head. The most intriguing aspect of this challenge from a purely scientific point of view is to ask how and why the mullet came to be. Who was first to ask for it short on the top and sides but nice and long at the back? How on earth did it catch on, and how has it come to be seen as a significantly worse fashion faux pas than the infamous Bobby Charlton comb-over? The cards do not answer these questions. But they do have some hugely enjoyable images of some hapless mullet victims. Contains explicit language. Suitable for ages 12+