Now let's get one thing straight. Just because we're men, it doesn't mean we once didn't like the Muppets. It doesn't mean we weren't secretly moved by the passion between Kermit and Miss Piggy. And it most certainly doesn't mean we didn't get on down to the impossibly arhythmic bangings of Animal. Good. Now that's settled, we can move on.

Now, to add to the simply super collection of plush stuffed animals, Mister Men and assorted other characters filling the huge underground warehouse here at gadgetshop HQ, there is a pig. A pink pig. A pink pig renowned for her karate chop, manipulative ways and easily-riled temper.

Miss Piggy, let us not forget, was always the Muppet most able to get Kermit to bend to her ways. The Muppet with the shortest fuse. And the Muppet most likely to get the hump. But don't let that put you off this otherwise splendidly-detailed 20cm-tall reincarnation of her on-stage self.

Replete with flowing pink ballgown, luscious golden locks and swish opera gloves, Miss Piggy is every bit the diva. Deserving of attention, applause... and a slot on your parcel shelf. Don't hang about. We promise there'll be a rush for these.