There are many ways you can settle disputes. Some of the most popular include jousting, sword fighting, or pistols at dawn. However, because we are gadget experts and not experts at law, we are not skilled in the red tape that surrounds the handling of such events. And so would recommend a less complicated - and perhaps more lawful - approach to dispute settlement. Namely, Speeding Granddads. The rules are simple: Each claimant has a Speeding Granddad. When the independent adjudicator says so, the Speeding Granddads are pulled slowly back, held for 3 seconds, and then released. The first granddad past the official finishing line is the winner.

The owner of said granddad is proclaimed victorious and the argument is declared resolved.