In the event of being desirous of a pumped-up physique, use gadget No 0842

B-Somebody Photo Holder - Muscle Man

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Gadget No. 0842

B-Somebody Photo Holder - Muscle Man

There's something alluring about muscle on a man. I can say that and still be quite confident in my sexuality, as Mrs gadgetshop will attest. For now there's little excuse left to enable you to be the owner of the body you've always wanted, courtesy of some high technology plastic injection moulding.

These headless bodies may at first appear slightly ghoulish, but there's a method in their madness. Simply insert an image of your head in the handily provided slot where the decapitated bonce would have been, and ta-da... you've become a titanic, muscle rippling he-man. Full of brawn, testosterone and, come to think of it, steroids.

Releasing the inner you, it could be the first step on your road to complete transformation. The next step may involve growing a moustache. Buying a Harley. And taking to the remoter corners of Arizona with only a pair of leather trousers for company. Or perhaps you'll just stay at home with a nice cuppa.

This is the latest in the fearsomely lifelike BSOMEBODY range, which enables one to substitute the head of a friend, foe or pet onto the perfectly formed pectorals of a world-famous bod. Yes, get down to brass tacks and it's just a desktop photo holder. But, my, it's a desktop photo holder and a half. No lump of metal or wood will do the job half as well as an uber-pneumatic Marilyn Monroe lookylikey ever will. And so say all of us.

Specification

  • Dimensions: Width: 5.0cm Depth: 5.0cm
  • Weight: 0.1Kg

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  • 12 years +

Product ID

  • 332288

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