Let's not beat around the bush here, shall we. Diets can be extremely tedious. In fact at G-branch our bunch of svelte experts think lettuce leaves and carrot sticks should only ever be served up to lab rats. So if you have stopped your diet, we applaud you. And suggest a party to mark the occasion, with this - the Chocolate Fountain - as your centrepiece.

Standing a delectable 40cm tall, the Chocolate Fountain pumps rivers of melted chocolate up the central column where, when it reaches the top, it bubbles over and cascades gently down again. Your job is simply to dip sweet nibbles repeatedly in the chocolate until you collapse blissfully in a heap on the sofa.