At the risk of coming over all gooey and sickly-sweet, we'll keep this brief. This is not so much a gadget as salvation in a bag. A whole 900 grammes, or 0.9kg as Simon has observantly pointed out, of choco heaven.

You'll need a chocolate fondue fountain first, of course, to make it all happen. But what use is a metal choco melter without the chocolate? Exactly. This, then, is the bag of chocolate buttons that will make all the difference.

Rescind your membership of Chocaholics Anonymous and tear-up your pledge card. You're coming home to a chocolate fountain in a few days. And I've got the milk chocolate buttons to make it all come together.

Who's the daddy? Oh yes.