Stop the clock. Time out. In the future, all t-shirts will be made this way, for wearable technology is very much the shape of things to come. But now the future is coming to a torso near you, and sooner than you think, thanks to the uniquely wickedly superbly brilliant T-Clock.

The T-Clock is a minor technological miracle, in the form of a fashionably black t-shirt. It looks like the common or garden variety beloved of rock musicians and advertising types, until the timekeeping modification is enabled and your chest is transmogrified into a digital display panel bearing the current time. Superb.

The technology at the heart of the T-Clock is a fully functional Electro Luminescence Panel - or EL for short - that practically lights up like Piccadilly Circus, turning itself into a clock (and a stopwatch) on your command.

But here's your dilemma. Is it a t-shirt that thinks it's a clock? Or a clock that thinks it's a t-shirt? Only you will know for sure. It's a conversational opener with the ladies, too - and beats the pants off that old Homer Simpson t-shirt you keep wearing. Just be sure to disconnect the battery before washing...