I've never done it myself, of course, but crashing out on the floor of a chum's flat can be a soul-destroying experience, particularly if it's on a school night and you find yourself facing a slog to work the next morning, unshaven, unkempt and reeking of stale cider. In fact, a friend told me all about it. Now help is at hand in the shape of a discreet blue perspex pack. And it simply couldn't come at a better time for the go-anywhere Now Generation of today's young groovers. Think of it as life support for your social life; containing all you need to get pepped-up and gorgeous the morning after the night before.

It's an all-in-one male grooming kit designed to live permanently in your briefcase or, for that matter, record bag. And it works simply splendidly.As a definitive go-anywhere pack of comestibles, it includes all manner of super disposables such as a razor, shaving cream and aftershave balm for your face, a deodorant wipe and shower gel for your Adonis-like body, and shampoo for your hair. Not to mention a throwaway toothbrush and toothpaste. So now your smile can be as pearly white as your reputation. For 12 years + (or whenever you start shaving)