They say gym'll fix it, as it 'appens guys and gals. But we at gadgetshop HQ sometimes think otherwise, for we know that pounding a treadmill and feeling the burn can rather take it out of one. Even if you've got UKTV Living to watch and Scissor Sisters to listen to. So pop one of these little marvels in your kitbag and you'll end up not only looking, but feeling like Madonna on steroids.

Simply acquire the rather handy Gym Bag (Fem version) and you shall be fully tooled up for all manner of adventures in the gym; your own self-induced version of hell. And no matter how you choose to punish yourself on your circuit, it's vitally important to make the most of that healthy glow when your punishment is over and you head back out into the fresh air.

Containing shower gel, conditioning shampoo, a slab of dextrose (that's d-glucose for the particular among you), some mints, plasters and a pack of tissues (not to mention some emergency makeup remover and a tampon) these clever health and fitness types have thought of everything needed to keep you spic, span and utterly drop-dead gorgeous. Marvellous.

Then it's off to the bar for a Bacardi Breezer to pile on some serious calories. Well, all that exercise simply takes it out of one, doesn't it?