In the event of running low on physical motivation use Gadget No 0273
20 Second Work Out Girl
Gadget No. 0273
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Particularly if you've only got the energy to do 20 seconds worth of exercise at a time. In these trying circumstances, a trip to the gym to complete a circuit of physical jerks could well take some weeks. And keeping young and beautiful might be a long way off.
But fear not, for it's not real. It's merely the figment of some sadistic (and probably Japanese) clockwork toy inventor who has done a great service to workplace sports enthusiasts worldwide by shamelessly mocking their commitment and debasing the serious nature of their intent.
Now, to wind someone up in the workplace, simply wind one of these babes up first, flick the switch and set her running. She'll pedal, lift and step in a coordinated surge of effort before she can physically do no more, poor love.
On the Stair Stepper, Leg Lifter, Exercise Bike or Recumbent Cycle the 20 Second Work Out Girls have their technique perfected and their eyes firmly fixed on staying healthy. So why, begs the question, don't you?
Then, following a spectacular display of physical focus, your spirits duly lifted, that 90 minute slog on the stairmaster won't seem remotely as taxing, will it? In fact, it'll probably go like clockwork.
Features
- 1 x 20 Second Workout Girl supplied with every order
- Styles may vary
Specification
- Dimensions:
Height: 7.0cm
Width: 3.0cm
Depth: 9.0cm
- Weight: 0.1Kg
Gallery - Click to enlarge
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