Losing one's keys is very much a modern conundrum. Back in pre-history, death at the hands - or should that be jaws - of a sabre-toothed tiger ranked way above losing the keys to one's cave in the life-or-death stakes. Now if you have a Little Lady that's anything like mine, losing one's keys is practically up there with committing adultery, so it helps to avoid a blacklisting by knowing where they are at all times.

But there's a problem. You're a man. And if you're not a man you most likely think like a man, which means there's a whole universe of things that are far more important than keys - and other elusive objects.

These elusive objects, in short and in sum, are nothing but trouble. So it helps to attach said objects to a reliable device such as the Electronic Locator.

Attach a lose-able item to one of the three coloured receivers. Each receiver secures to any object with its fob ring. When you want to find a 'tagged' item, press the corresponding coloured button on the transmitter remote. It uses radio frequency signals to detect the receiver and lets of a beeping sound.

And there you have it. Finders keypers.