Have you got the nerf? Tag 'Em is an ever-so-interactive two-person shoot-em up darts game in which you are the target.

Donning a highly responsive protective vest and equipped with a sub-machinegun-like blaster that dispenses micro-darts in rounds of ten, you're then able to run around your Semi-D (imagining it to be a disused warehouse in Detroit) taking pops at your similarly equipped opponent.

Of course, any game involving ammunition is going to require some seriously cool safety shades, and these will have you looking like a cross twixt Bono and Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf.

All one then needs to do is find that disused warehouse, grab a chum, lock, load and run like crazy, shouting at the very top of one's voice. Smashing.