Now this is just getting silly. There was a time that a single rolled-up black and white photograph of one's ladyfriend, stuffed into one's military tunic or great-coat was all that a chap needed to be reminded of his true love. Now, as well as matching his-and-hers bathrobes, towels, tattoos and assorted partnership paraphernalia, one is now compelled to carry round multiple images of one's babe.

But where to store them? This is the stuff of confusion among post-modern men, metrosexual and otherwise. Now at last there is salvation with the invention of the digital photo frame keyring, an object of breathtaking beauty and oriental manufacturing precision.

A tiny 1.1-inch full colour LCD display panel linked to an in-built 4MB memory chip does the business, enabling an average of 56 pictures to be stored in complete safety and security, in a compact but bijou 96 x 64 pixel format. An in-built 3.7V lithium battery is all it needs to stay in tip-top form, while ever-faithful USB 1.1 technology takes care of the data transfer in a trice.

Manual or automatic slideshow? You choose. With a comprehensive set of control keys, it's easy to transform your pocket or purse into a miniature National Portrait Gallery, minus the portraits of Churchill, naturally.