Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God to bring together this hymn book and this trendy white electronic music contraption in holy matrimony...

Even before The Clever Mr Jobs had the idea of inventing the even cleverer iPod (and spawning a whole industry of accessories manufacturers in the process) there were cunning ways of disguising illicit goods. The fabled hipflask-in-the-bible routine was always a textbook favourite. Or perhaps the jazz mag hidden inside the Financial Times on the tube, which worked a treat, until someone tried to read over your shoulder.

Now this spanking new iPod Hymn Book Case elevates stealth to new heights by carefully concealing the music you love in a sturdy sleeve that's frankly holier than thou.

Functionally flawless, the case is lined with faux-velvet to guard against scratches, while elastic straps hold your beloved white music playing device safely in position. A tough black leather outer - replete with gothic script in the gold block-style - gives it an even more authentic look and feel, not to mention lending it greater protective properties.

Blessed be Mr Jobs. Blessed be his iPod. And blessed be its safe passage around the world, shielded in its Heavenly new protection. For ever and ever. Amen.