With skies darkening overhead with the ever-increasing sight of super-jumbos battling for space, and no let-up in early morning aircraft noise, it's time to fight back. No, we don't mean clambering on to the nearest Airbus A380 and pinning a banner to its tail fin. No sir, for that would be illegal, and quite possibly in breach of gadgetshop Health and Safety regulations.

What we mean is that you should make a sensible investment in opening up a new flight path at home, courtesy of the Avion Easy Fly Future Tech BiPlane. Or Avion, for short. Simply think of it as the most advanced remotely controlled indoor plane on the market, and you'll have hit the nail squarely on the head.

Easy to set-up - it's fully assembled out of the box - it'll take to the blue skies (or beige skies, depending in the colour of your livingroom) within moments. It turns on a sixpence, too, making it beautifully designed for even more beautiful twists, turns, dives and stunts.

Lightweight yet sturdy, it's easy to control with simply spiffing amounts of lift and total stability in the air. So it won't be long before even the novice pilot enjoys death-defying levels of daring aerobatics. Not to mention simulating all manner of last-minute crash landings just by the perimeter fence of your improvised bedroom Heathrow.