Here in the bowels of gadgetshop HQ we do like to grab a granny now and again. And we mean that in a strictly PC and non-pejorative sense. Our fondness of grannies extends far beyond the Racing Grannies depicted elsewhere on these pages.

These grannies do more than race. Oh yes. They may be wheelchair bound, but they have taken on the garb of something far more risqué. For these are remotely controlled stunt grannies. They are on the loose in what appears to be a supermarket. And they are simply not to be messed with.

As hurdles, obstacles, ramps and assorted signage lie strewn in her path, it's your job to steer this Evel Knievel of grannies through the supermarket while inflicting minimal damage on her surroundings. It's easier said than done, although her creators have helpfully added a 'Turbo' button to her remote control unit, guaranteeing an extra boost of speed to get her out of trouble.

What one does with one's granny is very much up to one. You may simply opt for the standard demolition derby. Or, taking matters to a different level, you may deploy the ramp device and send your granny into the stratosphere - with potentially devastating consequences for your position in her will...