Now, do pay attention at the back. Listen up for a slice of popular history. There was a time, long before the invention of gadgets, when a man could be one of three things. A square. A Mod. Or a Rocker. Three social groupings and nothing in between, except perhaps a spot of National Service.

Each grouping had its own social etiquette, dress style, language, hang-outs and transportation. And, needless to say, Mods and Rockers had it in for one another. Rather big time.

Now you can live out your Mod fantasies with the help of this innovative and stylish little remote control scooter, thanks to those clever design chaps at Paladone. They've crafted an endearing little vehicle with acres of retro-look style and a stern-faced rider straight out of a newsreel, all of which is simply splendid. Needless to say it rides like a dream, with complete manoeuvrability.

Get one of these be transported back in time to a gentler era when young men went on the rampage in genteel seaside towns.

Then get a crew cut. Get down to the south coast. Get your old Jam LPs out. Get down in the tube station at midnight. Get pogoing. This is 100% Mod.