In the future, all t-shirts will be made this way, for wearable technology is very much the shape of things to come. But now the future is coming to a torso near you, and sooner than you think, thanks to the uniquely wickedly superbly brilliant Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirts.

The Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt is a minor technological miracle, in the form of a fashionably black t-shirt. It looks like the common or garden variety beloved of rock musicians and advertising types, until the Wi-Fi Detecting modification is enabled and your chest is transmogrified into a digital display panel bearing the current strength of Wi-Fi in your immediate vicinity. Superb.

The technology at the heart of the Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt is a fully functional Electro Luminescence Panel - or EL for short - that practically lights up like Piccadilly Circus, turning itself into a Wi-Fi Detecting unit on your command.

But here's your dilemma. Is it a t-shirt that thinks it's a Wi-Fi Detector? Or a Wi-Fi Detector that thinks it's a t-shirt? Only you will know for sure. It's a conversational opener with the ladies, too - and beats the pants off that old Homer Simpson t-shirt you keep wearing. Just be sure to disconnect the battery before washing...