Get on down to the wick-a-wick-wicked sounds of the underground, as we believe they're called, with the formidable assistance of this highly dashing turntable enabling the conversion of one's fantastic plastic to the ubiquitous MP3 digital audio format via the wonder of USB.

With all the functionality of a set of decks that is well old-skool, so to speak, the TTUSB is a miniature silvery marvel that will elevate your old vinyl collection to the status of the very hippest downloads and make it fit for a new generation of portable music devices, daddy-o. It even connects to one's home stereo, if one hasn't taken it down to the tip yet.

It plugs. It plays. It works with 33 and 45, whatever that means. It's good for PCs and Macs. It's got an integrated switchable phone/line level RCA output cable. It's got a line input to enable one to digitise from other sources (such as old-fashioned cassette tape). And, when you're finished with Dancing on Ice for the evening and want to get back to some hardcore digitizing, it's even got adjustable anti-skate control for the perfect stereo balance. Guys and gals.

And if that's not enough, it even comes with a groovily kinked S-shaped tone arm. So now all you need to jack to Fleetwood Mac is a pile of unwarped black plastic discs, some viscose tank tops and a pair of headphones the size of Buckinghamshire. Bliss.