By our calculations the average male faces 172 romantic evenings every year. According to Barry White's agent, he is only available for 12 of those evenings. Problem: how to effectively set the mood for the remaining 160 nights. Answer: The Jellephish Mood Lamp.

It is activated by a simple, easy to use remote-control. This way please and we'll demonstrate......depress the button - like so - and the Jellephish Mood Lamp scrolls through, what can only be described as, an infinite pallet of relaxing colours.

Now, here is the best bit. The remote control also enables you to alter the colour, speed, and mode of the Jellephish Mood Lamp... of which there are four modes. The Jellyphish Mood Lamp has another feature we are sure you will like: it can be detached from its chic six-disc stand and hung on your wall. We are 98.5 % sure Barry White cannot.