Let's face it. Constipation can be a boring affair. Minutes seem like hours and before you know it, you've read the paper from front to back, finished the sudoku inside and folded a flock of origami swans from toilet roll.

If you can relate to any of the above, or in fact, generally find your time on the "porcelain throne" to be torturously tedious, why not try your hand at Toilet Golf or 'Potty Putter', the craze that's sweeping the nation. The Toilet Golf set includes a perfect artificial putting green surface that fits around the base of a toilet, a cup with flag, a telescopic putter, 2 golf balls and a "Do Not Disturb: Golf Game In Progress" door hanger. Combine this equipment and you'll eliminate the risk of chronic toilet tedium from your toilet and when hit with that unfortunate bout of constipation, you'll know just how to pass the time.