For this is the way to pump-out block-rockin beats at the drop of a hat, and whip yourself into a mix, anywhere, anytime. Yes, you can even turn yourself into a mixmeister on the train. And that's no mean feat on the 07.17 from Dorking.

This complete kit has all that a budding vinyl-spinning guru could wish for, only in miniature form. Master the art of DJing and create amazing music mixes with these mini electronic mixing decks. Simply flip the decks' crossfader to select a backing track then spin the turntables and hit the beat buttons to scratch a blockbustin' beat.

But that's only the half of it. This box of musical delights also enables one to connect your mp3 player, play your tunes through the inbuilt speaker, and start scratching and remixing your favourite tracks. Then suddenly you're a DJ. A modern god. A sex icon. Not a trainee accountant. And your fellow passengers will bow down in awe.

So next time if all of your scratching is making you itch and you wanna get fresh with a few laydeez, there's only one thing you should do. When you're asked 'Where's the party at?' simply answer 'Wherever I am'. And smile a smug DJ smile.