Hug me, squeeze me. Indeed, bend me, shape me, any way you want me, come to think of it. For these are not the cries of passion heard in the Gadgetshop household. No, these are the calls to action of the great and mighty Giant Stressball.

As its name amply suggests, it is a highly malleable and pliable blue anger management device (or stress pancake, depending on one's view) with which one may vent one's spleen, disgorge one's bile and generally use and abuse in the name of blood pressure reduction.

Designed to retake its original shape over time, this Ball of Greatness is constructed from highly polymorphic resin, enabling it to get thoroughly twisted, in the manner of an alcopop-fuelled nymphette at a nightclub, only to return to sanity and sobriety some moments later.

Knead it. Hammer it. Squidge it. Twizzle it. Whang it. Thump it. Bump it. Thwack it. Give it a darned good seeing to. And watch in awe as it comes back for more. Curious, and, yet, strangely satisfying.

So now, should Tim Henman ever come out of retirement to reach a nerve-shredding Wimbledon semi final only to fluff his chance at Match Point, you'll know exactly what to reach for. Super.