If there's one thing about golf that still makes it difficult for a chap to have fun it's the putting green. One can cope with BMW Envy in the car park, Pringle Envy in the 19th Hole and Ping Envy on the fairway. But Putting Envy can be the undoing of a man. Have a bad putting style and you might as well be a bad lover. You're a loser. And one should just accept it.

The golfer's doorstop allows you to practice your putting to your hearts content in the comfort of the room or hallway of their choice. The plastic golf ball that comes with the doorstop is not as heavy as a standard one, so won't do any damage. All you have to do is judge the right amount of swing and power. But, as is all-too-common in these matters, that's easier said than done.

So, put your money where your balls are. And go putt. It is your destiny.