Now although it's clearly rude to talk about scallies, what with their thieving and robbing, one has to note that there's quite a lot of it about. Stealing, that is. So it is that those with a vested interest in not having things stolen - and that's most of us - take simply extraordinary measures to hide their valuables.

Yet it's equally amazing just how bleedin' obvious one can be when searching for that sneaky place to leave important objects - especially keys - in the great outdoors. On the ledge above the door. Under the flower pot. On top of the driver's side front tyre. You get the idea. No thief is going to guess - ever...

Now with the Mooncode Key Safe to hand, no scally will ever mess with your stuff again. Not unless they've got half a ton's worth of powered bolt cutter in their back pocket.

It works a little like this. The Key Safe is a heavily padlocked metal box fashioned from weather-resistant stainless steel and finished with baked black paint. There's ample room inside for those small objects of desire; banknotes, credit cards, keys and more. Meanwhile, a heavy duty four-digit dial forged from solid Zinc alloy stores your secret combination - and keeps it safe from prying eyes. Simply load, lock and leave.

Now one may go about one's business without fear, safe in the knowledge that one's crown jewels are safely away from grabbing hands. Super.