Now don't laugh. The moontent is not temporary accommodation in which one may flash one's posterior at passers-by. It is, in fact temporary accommodation in which one may view a rock band or two at a festival. And then flash one's posterior at passers-by.

It's really all rather simple. The Moontent begins life as a humble circle of tightly-tied fabric. To erect, simply unleash the hooks and stand the bally hell back, as the tent goes about its business and raises itself. Pop. Just like that.

Simply peg it down in case of gusts, get it all comfy with your homely stuff, and you've got the perfect two man tent for two men. Or a man and a woman. Or two women. There. All bases covered.

The Moontent is perfect if you need a bolt-hole in a hurry. As the gloom sets in on the West Highland Way. Or in the middle of a drizzle on the Pennine Way. In fact, anywhere the weather is inclement, or where one has better things to do.

It's lightweight. It's rugged. It has a waterproof outer. And it's got built-in UV protection, so it's rather spiffing on the beach or in the garden for one's children. But above all, it's amazingly quick to assemble. So you can be first to the bar at the festival. And first in the water at the beach.

Have the intent to buy a Moontent and you'll be content in tent.