Sometimes office life does tend to throw a googly at you. A paper cut in mid-morning followed by an ill-chosen sandwich at lunch and a walk across a rain-soaked car park in mid afternoon for a latte which you then spill across your tie can all have nasty consequences. In which case you're having a bad day even before you take any actual work in to consideration. The dazzling and highly innovative Office Survival Kit has the answer. Or, to put it more accurately, the answers. With a plaster for that paper cut, mints to mask the smell of that bad sarnie, shoe shine for those muddy treads and stain remover for your tie, we've covered just half of what this saviour-in-a-box is actually capable of. For this kit goes further, much further, transforming your office existence from the beggar who has to scrounge his way out of trouble to the very Giver of Bounty himself. Also included are a razor, shaving cream, cufflinks, hair gel, no fewer than two types of wipe, a sewing kit, toothbrush and toothpaste.

There's even a sewing kit so Maureen in Accounts can help you with a tricksy button or two. In fact, it's so good you could be forgiven for taking it home to meet your mother. Take it everywhere in you bag. Take it nowhere in your drawer. Take it out and you'll be someone's hero.